"Remind me to tell you about the time I looked into the heart of an artichoke."
"I'd like to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair."
"Fasten your seatbelts, it's going to be a bumpy night!"
"You cad, you dirty swine! I never cared for you, not once! I was always makin' a fool of ya! Ya bored me stiff; I hated ya! It made me SICK when I had to let ya kiss me. I only did it because ya begged me, ya hounded me and drove me crazy! And after ya kissed me, I always used to wipe my mouth! WIPE MY MOUTH!"
"Don't stand there with your eyes bulging out like that!"
"This is 1852 dumplin', 1852, not the Dark Ages."
"I think I'll have a large order of